Cartoon Chick by Asher Roth
Cartoon Chick lyrics
(yo ash, [whats up man], if you could have any cartoon chick who would it be?)
[Its funny you ask that]
Right of the bat I'll have Jessica rabbit,
she's the baddest, i love them tatties,
yea that chessed pressed, in that red dress,
im obsessed yes, with red heads,
so Ariel would get it in the shower,
do beauty with beast, Eiffel tower,
I'd take jasmine on a magic carpet ride,
then I'd ride her carpet until i made it fly
And Cinderella's better than the step sisters,
gives the best head and is the best kisser,
unless of course she forgot the glass slippers,
than fairy god mother is the one to give the dick to,
mulans punan is oh so sweet,
wake sleeping beauty up when i get her in the sheets,
i fucked snow white cause i heard she was a freak,
yo foget Hugh Heff, imma roll with Disney
(Chorus)
If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would you pick,
If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would get the dick,
Cause if u had a cartoon chick she wouldn't blow up yo phone,
i don't need a cartoon chick i can just draw my own,
I Scooby-dood daphney while betty boop watched,
Told Judy jetson yo can get on top,
yea of course i'd do willma but Betty's mad hop,
not Fred flinstone but i'll make her bedrock,
I fucked neon flux and rouge from the X-men,
and maybe rainbow bright because i heard she was a lesbian,
smurfete would get it because of my blue feish,
So that in clude's marge Simpson too,get it,
(Chorus 2X)
[yo Dave, you know who else i would do Louis griffin,
you ever seen that episode when she had that thing,and she was just like in nothing in that picture, pheww!
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