Star Fox: Space Oddity by Brentalfloss
Star Fox: Space Oddity lyrics
GROUND CONTROL:
Ground Control to Fox McCloud...
Ground Control to Fox McCloud...
Sure, your dad is dead but prob'ly he'd be proud.
Ground Control to Fox McCloud...
Ground Control to Fox McCloud...
Commencing launch, I'll count aloud
Don't forget that fancy scarf you like to wear...
ROB 64:
Good luck!
PEPPY:
This is Peppy Hare to Fox McCloud,
Now do a barrel roll!
FOX:
I know.
PEPPY
Try a somersault and use the boost to get through!
FOX:
I know!
PEPPY:
Your dead father used to help me like that too!
FOX:
Do we have to bring dad up every frickin' day?
FALCO:
Falco to McCloud, come in McCloud,
FOX:
Huh boy...
FALCO:
You're such a waste of space...
FOX:
Yeah, till you're in trouble.
FALCO:
I can't shake this guy, no matter what I do...
[Fox shoots bogey]
Gee, I guess I should be thankful, well f*** you!
FOX:
No Falco,
f*** you.
SLIPPY:
This is Slippy Toad to Fox McCloud!
A bogey's on my tail!
Get this guy off me, please please, come on I'm dyin'!
FALCO:
You're an Arwing engineer who sucks at flyin'?
SLIPPY:
Hey!
PEPPY:
He's right though Slippy, you suck balls.
FOX:
This is Fox McCloud to Star Fox Team:
Hey Falco, you're a douche!
And please Peppy, for the love of god retire!
As for Slippy, will you please die in a fire?
Immediately!
PEPPY/SLIPPY/FALCO:
Star Fox team to Fox McCloud, your circuit's dead,
connection down,
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?
FOX:
Yes.
PEPPY/SLIPPY/FALCO:
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?
FOX:
Yes!
PEPPY/SLIPPY/FALCO:
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?
Can you heeeere... is a very angry fox man
Far above the world...
FOX:
Corneria is blue and here lately I am too...
PEPPY:
Star Fox!
FALCO:
Star Fox!
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