Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance by Chris Rock
Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance lyrics
[Announcer]
Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage
And right now it's time for the "D�ja Vu"
Buy one, get two table dances alright now fellas,
You know what to do,
Here come the ladies!
Here come the ladies!
[Chris Rock]
Hey baby, hey baby
Hey light-skinned sister, come on over here and give a brotha a dance.
[Girl]
Uh... I already got a customer
[Chris Rock]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Dark-skinned sister why don't ya give a brotha a dance,
come on give a brotha a dance...
[Bitchy Girl]
My shift is over!
[Chris Rock]
Well why don't you work some overtime then!?!
[Bitchy Girl]
SHIIIT!!!
[Chris Rock]
Okay, I understand ya shit...
Hey baby, come here, come here, give a brotha a dance
Corn-rowed sister, give a brotha a dance
[Girl]
I'm a waitress!
[Chris Rock]
Oh okay, okay
(piano starts to play)
Damn! What am I glass? I think I'll sing.
[singing to piano melody]
La-dies of "D�ja Vu"
What must I do... to get with you
I got a role of twenties buried in my pants
So here's on little question that I'd like to ask...
[Rap beat starts]
[Chorus: x4]
CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!
SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!
[Maestro]
I been workin' for a week, here's the money I got
I'm lookin' for a place to bust this nut
I'm attendin' in my benzo
Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes
But that shit don't thrill me
So I head out to the mad city to get it on, G
Out the benz, I'm lookin' for fun
I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some (echo)
Know what I'm sayin', know what I'm talkin' about?
I'm lookin' for a bitch that can turn the party out
I met a bitch named Dynasty,
Wit so much back, she made a blind man see.
What's really happenin'?
Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin'
Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is
[Chorus: x2]
CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!
SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!
(Gong Sound)
[Stripper]
I'll give you a table dance!
[Chris Rock]
But you're white!
[Stripper]
And you're cute.
(They start to get it on)
[Chris Rock]
This is a great table dance!
[Stripper]
Hey, you like that?
[Chris Rock]
I love it! This table dance makes me wanna... makes me wanna SING!
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