Da Yoopers Chicquito War lyrics

Chicquito War by Da Yoopers

Chicquito War lyrics

1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH 
SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED 
THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN 
THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN 
THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A RASPBERRY PIE 
THEY CAUGHT UP WITH THE BEAGLE AND THEY SUCKED HIM DRY 
THEY TOOK A FEW PINTS FROM ME AND MY MOTHER 
THEN THEY FLEW AWAY WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER 
CHORUS: 
WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING OUT OF THE BLUE 
LIKE A SQUADRON OF B-52S 
ITS A FLOCK OF CHIQUITOS AND they're FLYING LOW 
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEREVER THEY GO 
GRAB THE KIDS AND HIDE ALL THE PETS 
GET OUT THE GUNS AND THE CHIQUITO NETS 
BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND SANDBAG THE DOORS 
WE GOTTA GET READY GET READY FOR WAR 
2. I LOVE TO HUNT CHIQUITOS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT 
CRUISING THE BUSH ROADS AND SHINING THE LIGHT 
I WAIT TILL THEY LAND AND THEN I SHOOT MY GUN 
I don't NEED THE MEAT I JUST HUNT FOR FUN 
I BAGGED ME A TROPHY JUST LAST WEEK 
WITH A FIVE FOOT WINGSPAN AND A SIX FOOT BEAK 
I SHOT THAT SUCKER IN SELF DEFENSE 
HE WAS CHEWING A HOLE IN MY CHAIN LINK FENCE 
TWO CHIQUITOS KNOCKED ME DOWN 
I PLAYED DEAD AND I LAID ON THE GROUND 
I RAN FOR THE HOUSE WHEN I HEARD ONE SAY 
SHOULD WE EAT HIM HERE OR FLY HIM AWAY 
THEY DRILLED THROUGH THE ROOF WAY UP BY THE PEAK 
I GRABBED A HAMMER AND I BENT IN THEIR BEAKS 
THEY LIFTED THE ROOF AND THEY FLEW IT AWAY 
I FOUND MY SHINGLES IN SHELTER BAY 
(REPEAT CHORUS)