The Funny Happy Birthday Song by Earl Wayne
The Funny Happy Birthday Song lyrics
(Intro)
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday�
Hey, hey, hey, wait� What are you doing?
I�m doing a birthday song
A birthday song?
Yeah, a birthday song.
We don�t do birthday songs like that, we don�t do any songs like that.
Come on ,You know how we do songs.
What are you getting at?
We do em� like this� If you were a hug I�d hug it.
OK, Ok, I get it, let�s do it.
Alright, let�s go.
(Song Begins)
If you were a hug, I�d hug it,
if you were a wink, I�d wink it.
And though I love you so, it�s only fair for you to know,
if you were a booger, I�d flick it.
Oh boogers they can be so sticky
that�s why I never ever wipe any on me
my mom says use a tissue, but I don�t that�s why I issue
that simple little warning to you.
If you were a flower, I�d smell it
and be sure I never let nobody crush it
And though I love you so, it�s only fair for you to know,
if you were a turd I�d flush it.
Oh turds they can be so icky
whether brown or green they are really stinky
my mom says use a tissue, and I do that�s why I issue
that bit of advice just for you.
We know this birthday song�s decrepit
and it�s not at all what you expected
on this day we tried to make light, and besides you�re not quite right
that�s what makes it the right birthday song for you.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday�
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