The Borgia Family by Horrible Histories
The Borgia Family lyrics
Lucrezia, Giovanni
Gioffre and Cesare
Italian barmy army
The Borgia Family
Our Daddy was Rodrigo
I had a monstrous ego
When he makes trouble we go
The Borgia Family
Our tale begins Renaissance Spain, its leaders were a shower
And I ran out of patience so began my quest for power
I splashed my cash to all the Papal Cardinals in hope
That they'd be bought, they were in short, and I became the Pope
More power than I oughta
Blood's thicker than water
Appoint my sons and daughter
To run a dynasty
With Daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased, was ace
I'd kill a man who'd dare to like invade my personal space
I found a husband for Lucrezia, rich Giovanni Sforza
Do you love him? Yes, of course, but love is power and money more so
Now married to the Sforzas
This opens up new doorses
The world bows down before us
The Borgia/Sforza Family
Oh yes and while we're at
We will marry son Gioffre
Aged 12 but so what, soon we'll be
The Borgia/Sforzia and the Naples Family
[Ah]
When the Sforza Family eventually bores ya
We'll just annul the marriage if he refuses to divorce ya
Don't I get a say?
Don't fret, for you, another man I'll get
Alfonzo of Aragon
I like him, this could go on and on
You like him, I've gone off him
His pretty face makes me wince
You killed him? Yeah I'm the model for
Machiavelli's Prince
Giovanni ran the army but Cesare said... No way
I'll kill you if you cross me, I might kill you anyway
I am the mostest powerfulest evilest of all
As long as Dad's alive there's not a single chance I'll fall
[Ugh][Oh, no]
We've suddenly lost status
It seems the whole world hate us
They excommunicate us
The Borgia Family
R.I.P.
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