No Substitute by Isaac Hayes
No Substitute lyrics
You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman.
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way...
Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way... no, I
mean SPECIAL... Like... The song of the hummingbird as
it gets ready to find that female
hummingbird, and -- make sweet love to it -- all night
long. Just two hummingbirds moaning' and groanin' and
letting their
bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy...
Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female
hummingbird, and eases
his way into her golden valley, gliding gently in and
out, in and out, ooh, in and out. Two hummingbirds
doin' it doggy style all
night long. Until finally the male hummingbird screams
with passion and lets his little humming gravy fly all
over the nest. And it
makes me wanna... it makes me wanna sing this special
song for you, yeah, baby, yeah mama.
Ooh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me,
How I'd love to lay you down
And lick every inch of your body
With my tongue
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me?
Get it together and make sweet love...
'Cause nobody can take your place
No way they can match your face,
No, you got it goin' on in a way so clear
I just wanna buy you a beer
I thought maybe tonight at seven thirty or seven, I
could come by and
Pick you up in my car
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No substitute)
No baby there's (no substitute) for your girl
(No substitute) for you now
I know you love my body so much
It's something you can't help but touch, ooh
I might let you if you promise to be gentle,
Now I'm gettin' all sentimental
Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car we can
park down over by the gas
station that closed two weeks ago and make love in the
back seat and...
Drop you off at home
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No substitute) No baby there's
(No substitute) Come on baby say it
(No substitute) For you now
Now you remember our two hummingbirds. Well after their
night of passion, the male hummingbird couldn't sleep
or eat. All he
could think about was that incredible night when things
were flyin' all over the place and beaks were where
they should be. So
he put his beak lips together and whistled a song.
Calling that female hummingbird back for another night
of fire. Just like I'm
calling out for you, baby. Hey, get your ass over here
for some good lovin'.
There's only one word that can describe you,
You're a flippityfloppityhootchymamawoowoo
You've got everything I ever wanted
My metaphor's all been exhausted
So what say you and I forget about this singin' and
songin' and act like a couple
of hummingbirds ourselves...
And get down to some business
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No, no, no substitute)
No baby there's (no substitute) for you girl
(No substitute) for you girl (no substitute)
For you (no, no, no, no, no, no substitute)
For you girl
Ladies and gentlemen, the Fabulous Chefettes
(No) no (no) subs (subs) sti (tute) for (you)
Ba (by) no (no) no no no (no) for you yeah,
(No substitute) for you Kathie Lee, yeah
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