Kathy Mar Heaven-con lyrics

Heaven-con by Kathy Mar

Heaven-con lyrics

There's a Hilton in the sky 
For all the good fen when they die 
The elevators never stick 
The banquets don't serve plastic chicken 
Only grade A prime 
And you're guaranteed a real good time 
That just goes on and on 
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con 

It's membership by invitation only 
And all the hotel rooms and meals are comps 
The wet-bar in the consuite is a freebie 
And all femme-fen are ready for a romp 
The bathtubs are all filled with girls and Jell-O 
And every author waits your beck and call 
They ask for your advice on their new novels 
And ask for autographs out in the hall 

There's a Hilton in the sky 
For all the good fen when they die 
The panels never start till three 
No one disturbs you when you're sleeping 
All the filk songs rhyme 
And you're guaranteed a real good time 
That just goes on and on 
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con 

There's mirrors on the ceiling in each bedroom 
And 3-D videos on every wall 
And levitators waiting at your elbow 
For the times when you're too drunk to even crawl 
The dealer's room extends eternal credit 
They just forget to send the bills along 
And when you make your way into the filkroom 
You find you've been immortalized in song 

There's a Hilton in the sky 
For all the good fen when they die 
The bidding parties never end 
And all the other fen are friendly 
Boredom is a crime 
And you're guaranteed a real good time 
That just goes on and on 
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con