The World Is Full Of Bastards by Mary Prankster
The World Is Full Of Bastards lyrics
He said, �Mary is the rarest gem
And she�s the wildest flower.
I�ll make my Mary merrier
With every passing hour.�
So I made a certain sacrifice
As soon as we were through
I said, �Your Mary loves you, lad.�
And he said, ��Mary� who?�
You don�t know if an apple�s rotten
�Til you take a bite
You don�t know if there�s breakfast comin�
�Til you spend the night
And I�m sure I�ll kiss my share of frogs
Before my time is done
The world is full of bastards
And I�ve dated every one
Eh, the lad was oh-so-generous
Much more than you would think
He didn�t have a license
But he still drove me to drink
And I had no insecurities
So he gave me some of his
But I didn�t need his sorrow, man
I�m Irish as it is
You don�t know if the beer is bitter
�Til you buy a glass
You don't know if your peace of mind
Is just a piece of ass
And I�m sure I�ll kiss my share of frogs
Before my time is done
The world is full of bastards
And I�ve dated every one
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