Cool Mc by Relikis
Cool Mc lyrics
Cool MC (hidden track)
INTRO
Hi.. Hi everybody, I�m a cool I�m cool because my rap proves I�m cool
And also I love to rap. Mic check 1-2 1-1-2 mic check but listen to my
just listen to my listen to my rhymes
VERSE 1
I use big words to sound smart miscellaneous
Rapping at the drop of a dime instantaneous
Went for an interview up at the Radisson
Supervisor told me that I�m worse than Billy Madison
Gave me a strange look and said tell me what are your skills
I said I can make pet animals out of a dollar bill
With nothing to say speechless, blank face and wondering
As a last resort I just stood up and started blubbering
Blubbering flubbering gotta stop the crying
Even in my school play I played the cowardly lion
My best friend hitting on girls, oh he looks so stupid
Everyone else tells me I�m no modern day cupid
February 14th, got to get a valentine
I asked one hundred and two ladies and then they all declined
Got to find a date so I�m calling up the date line
Thought I found the one but then she tells me that she hates rhymes
I�m the Cool MC so I gotta keep searching
Happy meals at McDonalds where I wish I was working
Headed to toy stores to check up on the Star Wars
Do not try to enter cause Darth Vadar is guarding my door
Room is booby trapped with hot wheels, Robin and Batman
Ninja Turtle turtle power they all like my rapping
Family always tease me but they better be aware of the
New hip-hop star, rap idol from America
CHORUS
I�m a real MC you don�t know proof
Why because, I have my room as my studio booth
And it�s just plain to see by the hooks that I boost
That I, belong here you need no more proof
VERSE 2
Nickname�s Cool MC, that�s why I keep on rapping it
5 shows they threw me off the stage, what�s happening?
To the bowling alley so I sang the karaoke
30 seconds in they all jumped up and tried to choke me
Out the back door and my face hit the pavement
The a homeless man shouted �Hey you�re my favorite�
I said oh really? Would you like to hear my best verse
Heard it out the blurted out �Are you a clown jester?�
I walked off fast but I still heard the laughing
Wasn�t supposed to be funny, so it�s kind of baffling
Trying to tackle the meaning my mind is in circles
10 girlies told me already I�m a rapping Urkel
I�m a Cool MC how could this be the real truth
Toilet paper roll microphone, but I�m still cool
Jewelry ain�t real, and I don�t have a J.O.B.
Thanks to the cracker jack boxes, now I�m sporting diamond rings
So iced out, that I make you go blind now
Every time I stroll by everybody always gonna say wow
Gonna say how,wow how is that car still going?
I can go faster than your Pinto if I was running
I told her just wait, until I get a tune-up
2 years from now you�ll be mine, cause I just have my 2 bucks
Geez I found a dollar so I put it in my pocket
Next stop Billboard�s number 1 hit you can�t stop it
CHORUS
I�m a real MC you don�t know proof
Why because, I have my room as my studio booth
And it�s just plain to see by the hooks that I boost
That I, belong here you need no more proof
OUTRO
(Laughing) Hi, I made it to BET�s and MTV�s number 1 hit..
Bye I love you everybody, thank you for supporting me�.
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