Monsta Mack by Sir Mix A Lot
Monsta Mack lyrics
Run for the hills cause the mack is back
I'm hookin' up girls by fact
If you're stacked
You can rub a big mack
I gotta gas
So don't worry about scraps
(no, no)
Five foot eleven with a seven foot game
Gotta big mouth piece and I show no shame
Monster kinky have no morals
Monster loves to get oral (ummmm!)
Got ten cars and the girls like that
I was born and bred to be a mack
Once your sign is played
You gotta put a style in your game now a days
In the sixty's girls was all hot
LSD had 'em given up thigh
The baby boom was on I drop
No more woodstock but now you got Mix-A-Lot
So put me in your CD changer
Watch your girl cause Mix's a re-arranger
Ooo, he's sexist
Doo, he's sexist
Keepin Rush Limbaugh restless
Well I'm da' mack and that�s monster
Straight chase girls through the tail cause I wants to
You can call it wack
But you respect this black
When it comes to game I'm a monster mack
[Chorus:]
Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough
Big Mack, Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough
I'm a monster mack
Lookin for sex
Bih bih bih big big mack
Strike the pose
But she aint nasty as me
Cause Mix-A-Lot is stuck on freaky
Can't stop tappin that tweety
Give it to the needy
Nope, cause I'm too damn greedy
Here I go walking through the mall
Don't play ball
But I got game for 'em all
Focus on a victim, Focus on a victim
Mr. Richard is hot so lets sick em
And like a tomahawk jumpin�� on a skillet
Girl you got to gimp my puhh
The pick up king is back buddy
Tryin� to give lessons to these thick ass ballers and understudies
I'm not tryin� to call you no bitch girl
Don't give a damn if your poor or rich girl
And we can play a pool
And I'm pokin� that 8-ball cool
And the bootys
I still like the bootys
She got a little waist doin� squats just to keep me on my duty
Giant size games what I droppin�
Straight freaks with these thick ol' gluts is what I'm knockin�
Now the right wing wanna test me
If likin� sex is a crime then you arrest me
But don't tell me who to sing to Jack
Cause a third of your life is in the sack
I'm a monster mack
[Chorus]
Drivin� my car by the bus stop
Till I spot a young cutie straight suckin� down a soda pop
Baby girl's winkin�
Mix-A-Lot's thinkin�
Hope this girl's feet ain�t stankin�
Here we go
Swing by Franglors
Get a little Soul Food
Now you got a brother in the mood
Damn gotta get her home with the quickness
For this warriors a witness
No need to put my girls on tilt
Cause straight up game will get your milk
The nasty dog is back
With straight pimp game black
Ain�t no shame
I'm a monster mack
[Chorus]
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