The Woman Song by Sean Morey
The Woman Song lyrics
I�m a woman, hear me roar�
if you don�t open my door
I can do anything that a man can do�
but I don�t want to
Oh, the female sex has a lot more class�
unless we�re lookin� at a male stripper�s ass
I�m a 21st century gal�
but I can�t set my VCR
Well I am not your hooker�
but you�re still gonna pay
�Cause sex is a special thing �
and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me�
until I get dinner and a movie
I don�t sleep around�
until I do a credit check
And I have a mind of my own�
which I change every two seconds
And I�m not afraid to ask for directions�
�cause I can�t read a map
And I stand behind my man so�
I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat�
but I can�t kill a spider
And I never tell a lie�
but I will fake an orgasm
�Cause I am the real McCoy�
except for my boobs and my face
And I get hot �n sweaty�
for the opening of a new shoe store�.
And I am very proud of my age�
which is none of your freakin� business
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