We Buy The Tampons by Bob Rivers
We Buy The Tampons lyrics
Wanna be a man, Be a good man, Go on in the store,
Gotta buy a big box someday,
You try hiding your face, You feel disgraced, They're
waving that Tampax all over the place.
They will, They will laugh at you, The clerk will
probably snicker too
"Can we please get a price check on super absorbant
Kotex" "Yes please, The extra absorbant" (Make sure you
don't buy the wrong kind).
I've taken my lumps in the mini mart line, I've got my
comeuppance when I bought the wrong kind, Better get a
dozen roses and some chocolates too,
I consider it an honor to help out the female race with
something I'll never use (Wish I din't have to go out
And buy them every month).
We buy the tampons for our girlfriends, And we'll take
some teasing 'til no end,
We buy the tampons, Feminine napkins, Don't call us
losers 'cause we buy the tampons,
We buy the tampons for our girlfriends, And we'll be
embarassed cause we're men,
We buy the tampons, Feminine napkins, Don't call us
losers 'cause we buy the tampons.
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