Absurd Is The Word by Scrilla Vic
Absurd Is The Word lyrics
I spit nutty academia like a macadamia
Kookoo Kachoo � I do the bugaloo
Too persnickety � never flow like boats so ricky
Ladies I�m the chosen so forget your lederhosen
Far from tomfoolery and buffoonery
Unless I�m the only local loco in the coco
Call me ignoramus. You�re a heinous anus.
Turn you topsy-turvy exposin� all your herpes
Yuck! So you�re faded and discombobulated
Way too dork. I feed you mushu pork
Ah, Danielson, Ah So- Asshole
Your hair�s bouffant. Stuff you with a croissant.
My big thingamajig can rise like a whirligig
For a floozy and then put her in a woozy doozy
Up in Vegas chewin� rutabagas
Ain�t nothin� new to �ya. It�s that or an arugula
Feel me flow � Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng
Feel me flow � Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Miss, you�re flavorific like a Swiss Miss
I like Woody beavers, dik diks, dung beetles
Duck-billed platypus, octopus, weasels
Bet you like the feel of when I mandril �ya
Dressed to the manatee, I really like �ya ocelot
That�s an awful lot of weird lingo
Star like Ringo. Playin� bingo eatin� Pringles
Chillin� to some Oingo Boingo sippin� Rheingold
On & On like a Chaka Khan marathon
Oodles of noodles in my plate and some streudel
A couple Hefeweizen and some shots at a brouhaha
Descending near my epiglottis
Spy a Pocahantas. I think she more fly than Quantas
We drinkin� Odwalla up in Walla Walla
Make her feel real loosey and go do the watoosie
Yeah, I�m the shit like a pooper scooper
With a V on my chest - I�m an uber super duper trooper
Feel me flow � Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng
Feel me flow � Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Miss, you�re flavorific like a Swiss Miss
Don�t fret if you�ve got Cucamonga phobia
You could saddle up and move out to Abu Dhabi
Or Timbukto or even Kalamazoo
Sippin� vodka with your momma on Lake Titicaca
Hoitty Toitty � that�s not V cuz I�m too smooth
Don�t be a goodie 2 shoes in a tutu
Lookin� all frumpy and grumpy, fallin� off like Humpty Dumpty
While I�m eatin� Ben & Jerry�s Chunky Monkey
I won�t get caught in a boondoggle or with beer goggles
The schlemiel and shlemozzle
Watch out for a cuckaracha
Forget the Z, I�m the V, true Man of La Mancha
Nachos and guacamole � Holy Moly
Eat too much and become a rolly polly
with a badunkadunk and lot�s of blubber
but I�ll still cuddle you if you�re a true BBW
Feel me flow � Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng
Feel me flow � Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Miss, you�re flavorific like a Swiss Miss
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