The Cramps The Cramps - Detachable Ps Song ver 1 guitar tab

The Cramps - Detachable Ps Song Ver 1 by The Cramps

The Cramps - The Cramps - Detachable Ps Song ver 1 guitar tab 


Song: Detachable Penis Song
Artist: The Cramps
Tabbed by: Uncool
Comments: Big whoop for the cramps and this song which I think we can all relate to. This is my first tab so be nice. Standard Tuning. Enjoy.

Intro: x3

E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|---6*---------------------|
D|---6*------x-------x------|
A|---4*------2*------7*-----|
e|-----------3*------5*-----|
(* use the “wah-wah” effect on your pod or effects pedal or whatever. If you don’t have either of these just bend the strings a few times.)

On the forth time when drum comes in:
                     (drum comes in here)
E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|---6*---------------6/----|
D|---6*------x--------6/----|
A|---4*------2*-------------|
e|-----------3*-------------|
(slide down fret board on last note)

1st bit of Verse: x3

E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|---6*---(8-9-8)--------(7)---------(8)--|
D|---6*---(8-9-8)----x---(7)----x----(8)--|
A|---4*--------------2*---------7*--------|
e|-------------------3*---------5*--------|

“Detachable penis” part of verse: x2

E|--4----2p0---7----5----9/4---2p0---3-3-3---2---0--|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
add random bends in it 2nd time through, then back to:

E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|---6*---(8-9-8)--------(7)---------(8)--|
D|---6*---(8-9-8)----x---(7)----x----(8)--| x2
A|---4*--------------2*---------7*--------|
e|-------------------3*---------5*--------|

Variations of solo in the verses:

E|--4----2p0---7----5----9/4---2p0---3-5/9-----2-0--|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|

E|--4----2p0---14-14-12-12-12-16-12-11-7-4---2p0---3-5/9-----2-0--|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|
Goes back and forth between solo and chords randomly. Listen to the song. All the other variations in the solos are just bends or repeated notes. The last bit is:

E|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-------------------|
D|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---0-0-0---7-7-7---|
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---2-2-2---7-7-7---|
e|--------------------3-3-3---5-5-5---|

If there is anyone out there with tabs for the cramps that they’re keeping to themselves please e-mail them to me at [email protected]. Or if you’re a fan of the cramps then feel free to abuse this address and talk to me on msn. Meanwhile, you lucky punks, here are the rather amazing lyrics for this rather amazing song by this rather amazing band. VIVA LE CRAMPS!!!

“Detachable Penis song”

(spoken)
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover,
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time:
It’s detachable.
(sung: detachable penis(this is sung throughout the song from now on)
This comes in handy a lot of the time,
I can leave it at home when I think it is going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don’t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk and can’t,
For the life of me,
Remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment and I couldn’t find it,
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn’t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet ‘cos…
…for some reason…
I leave it there sometimes, but…
Not this time.
So I told them if it “pops up” to let me know.
I called up a few people who were at the party, but…
They were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don’t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man 
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house 
and calling every one I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed so…
…I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.

Then as I walked down Sicken Avenue, towards St. Mark’s place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken Toaster-Oven,
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him

He wanted 22 buck$ but…
…I talked him down to 17.

I took it home,
Washed it off,
And put it back on.

I was happy again.
Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached but…
…I don’t know.
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis. 

Sung: (overlapping)x8
Detachable Penis
Detachable Penis
Detachable, Detachable

Detachable, Detachable, Detachable, Detachable, Detachable…
(Fade out)

THE END