Payphone Parody (game Of Thrones) by Key Of Awesome
payphone parody by Key of Awesome (game of thrones)
watching Game of Thrones
I haven't left home
told everyone that I had the flu
it's an obsession, I'm filled with depression
cus it's the end of season two
now, my, friends all tell me
that I've lost, my grip on real-i-ty
they tell me it's just a nerd show
but dragons are real to me
someday those dragons will be grown
Daenerys will be my queen
and when we reclaim the throne you
won't be allowed in our house
don't call me at nine
on a sunday night
I don't care who died
I'm filling my mind
with sword fights and quests,
horse lords and incest
when Ned died I cried
watching Game of Thrones
it's like a black hole
wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
magical kingdoms with naked women
and none of them have silicone boobs
and if the seven kingdoms, did exist
I would drink and party with that imp
viserys had gold poured on to his head
he's no fucking dragon now he's dead
ouch
I'll sick my dierwolf on ya
if you get in my way
he's actually a chihuahua
but he'll still rip off your face
I only leave my apartment
to put the rent in the mail
that's right I still pay my bills, cuz
Lannister's repay their debts
I'm joining the Knights
watch it's my birthright
I'll stand guard for white-walkers
in the snow
this wall kind of blows
no hot girls, just bros and old crusty guys
watching Game of Thrones
I feel bad for John Snow
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