Jon Lajoie Fk Everything Ukulele chords

Fk Everything Ukulele by Jon Lajoie

Great song from comedian Jon Lajoie, you can find it on Youtube. This is how the song 
can be played on a guitar.

Basically just an Am F E progression.
The song doesn't actually have guitar in, but it can be played on one

Chord Progression Throughout: Am F E

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

What?!

Am
(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
         F                        E
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Am
I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
                                                       F
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
                     E
I don't need heat or Vitamin D!
Am
And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
     F                             E
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Am
Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
  F                             E
Demolition man's the only snipes movie I like

Am
And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
             F                               E
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth

Am
Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
               F                                  E
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most

Am
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
     F                       E
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

Chorus- Am F E

Am
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
         F                                           E
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"

etcetera etcetera, the lyrics are all below, but the chord rhythm is exactly the same.

Am
Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
            F                       E
Like human semen when I get it all over my face

Am
I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
             F                              E
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote

Am
I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
                F                         E
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

Am
And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
       F                                E
Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays

Am
If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
         F                           E
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

Am
(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
          F                          E
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

Am
If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
     F               E
so I do give a fuck... wait, what?

Am
(I give a fuck...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck...)
         F                     E
I literally care about every motherfucking thing

Enjoy, great song!

Peace
John Cammies