Slippers And Breakfast Smells Like Bethell Ukulele chords

Smells Like Bethell Ukulele by Slippers And Breakfast

hello this probably won't make too much sense if u dont know who bethell is but trust me if u knew him u'd 
him
its extremely easy to play so u shouldnt have any problems.

Am
Can u smell the evil stench
Em
Smells sort of fat
C
u got a whole lotta hunger to quench
G
when he comes knocking
C
this big tw@t

G
the smell of bethell
Em
on the air
G
the smell of sweat
Em
and sh!tty hair

C
that smell
Em
smells like bethell
Am        Em
heavy fat dirty tw@t
C
smells like  a w@nker
C/F            C
b@stard, pr!ck, shiny haired d!ck
Em
smells like bethell
C
 that smell

(chorus)
Am                   C
coz everyone hates u bethell, bethell (repeat x4)
(chorus end)
Am
can u hear him talkin sh!te
Em
all day long
C
about comic books
Am
 and sunny delight
C
he never shuts up
G
wot a fat mup

G                    Em
the smell of bethell on the breeze

G
the smell of fat
Em
and processed cheeze
(chorus)
Am
lets not call him a he
C
coz sometimes he likes to dress as a she
Am
bethell bethell, transvestite
C
bethell bethell, w@nks all night
(chorus repeat)

Am
can u smell him fat and gay
C
such a w@nker
C/F
eats far too much everyday
Em
we should drown him
C
tie him to an anchor
Am
(chorus repeat)


thats roughly it but not perfect, look out for other classic slippers and breakfast tunes soon
like the jim song, the man we know and the heavy metal version of this song
 in the near future. bass tabs and lead tabs will also appear for those gagging to play
these classics.