Stephen Lynch Craig Christ (ver 3) chords

Craig Christ (ver 3) by Stephen Lynch

I love this song. It is really easy and fun to play. I wrote out this tab because its really easy to learn when 
the chords are over the lyrics in the right places so you can use autoscroll.

Tuning: EADGBe

Chords used in the song.

Em-.....022xxx
Eaug-...032xxx
B7-.....0212xx
E-......022100
C9-.....320010
Am-.....002210

Intro:
Em----Eaug X4    Listen to the song for the rhythm its pretty easy to figure out.

Em             Eaug
Everyone knows jesus
Em                    Eaug
The man who healed the lame
Em               Eaug
Well I am Jesus' brother
B7
Craig is my name    (Strum the B7 once)

Em            Eaug
Jesus is the prince of peace
Em           Eaug
Jesus is the lamb
Em           Eaug
Jesus is the son of god
B7
But Craig dont give a damn
E                            C9
Because when Craigs in sight we party all damn night
E                          C9
Dont turn water into wine but into cold Coors light
E                         C9
Im not my brother I know, Dont walk on H2O
E                         C9
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
E         C9
Im fuckin Craig
E         C9
Im fuckin Craig
E              C9
Yeah Im fuckin Craig
Em      Eaug
Craig christ


Em------ Eaug X4

Em              Eaug
I hang out with lepers
Em             Eaug
Barabas and Sodomay
Em                        Eaug
Jesus' friends are called oppostles
B7
Those dudes are totally gay

Em             Eaug
Jesus performs miracles
Em              Eaug
From Galilee to Rome
Em                Eaug
But it would be a miracle
B7
If he brought a fuckin lady home
E                             C9
Because while jesus is prayin fuckin Craig is layin
E                           C9
Every lady in the testament you know what Im sayin
E                        C9
I wont die for your sin, like my famous kin
E                                C9
But if youve got a little sister then there's room at this in
E         C9
Im fuckin Craig
E              C9
Yeah Im fuckin Craig
E              C9
Yeah Im fuckin Craig
Em    Eaug
Craig Christ

Em----Eaug  X1


Am
Jesus was our mothers fav
E
All her love to him she gave
Am
But there's no sibling rivalry
B7
When he's nailed to that tree


Em                           C9
And now the question for you is not what would jesus do
Em                              C9
But where will you be when the craig machine comes partyin through
Em                          C9
And if the lord will allow, aint got to ask yourself how
Em                             C9
Who and why and when and where is my messiah now

Em          C9
Its fuckin' Craig
Em          C9
Its fuckin' Craig
Em      C9
Fuckin' Craig
Em      C9
Fuckin' Craig

Em    Eaug
Craig Christ
Em    Eaug
Craig Christ
Em    Eaug
Craig Christ
Em        Eaug
Im fuckin' Craig