Misc Unsigned Bands Tommy Cooper - Dont Jump Off The Roof Dad chords

Tommy Cooper - Dont Jump Off The Roof Dad by Misc Unsigned Bands

A hit in 1961 for British comedian Tommy Cooper.
Capo on 4 to play in right key (B)

Verse 
C          G              C
Daddy came home from work tired 
    F                         C
His boss had been driving him mad
    F                          C
The kids were all shouting the dog bit him too 
    Dm                     G
His dinner was nothing but boiled over stew

Verse 2
  C            G         C
I guess it was then he decided 
F                       C
Up to the rooftop he'll go 
F                    C
He was about to jump off when 
    Dm           G         C
The kids started howling below

Chorus
C      G            C
'Don't jump off the roof Dad 
F                         C
You'll make a hole in the yard 
F                       C
Mother's just planted petunias
    Dm                      G 
The weeding and seeding was hard 
C      G           C
If you must end it all Dad 
F                          C
Won't you please give us a break 
     F                    C
Just take a walk down the park Dad
    Dm            G           C
And there you can jump in the lake.'

Repeat chorus
C      G            C
'Don't jump off the roof Dad
F                         C
You'll make a hole in the yard
F                       C
Mother's just planted petunias
    Dm                      G
The weeding and seeding was hard
C      G           C
If you must end it all Dad
F                          C
Won't you please give us a break
     F                    C
Just take a walk down the park Dad
    Dm            G           C
And there you can jump in the lake