Eminem Taking My Ball lyrics

 
TabCrawler.ComE / Eminem / Taking My Ball log in ] [ register ]
TABCRAWLER Online Sheet Music & Lyrics Archive Member Votes: 0 / 5(0 votes)
TAB VIEWS for taking my ball lyrics: 81

To to be able to download PDF tabs, rate, comment & submit guitar tabs, bass tabs, keyboard tab, lyrics and drum tab files you must LOGIN TO TABCRAWLER Online Guitar Tabs & Guitar Pro, Bass Tab, Drum Tabs Archive MEMBERS ONLY AREA.
[PRINT]
Did this lyrics for taking my ball help you?
You must LOGIN to rate this lyrics.
Help us improve the tab & lyrics archive!

Taking My Ball by Eminem Taking My Ball lyrics Songwriters: Trevor Lawrence;Mark Batson;Andre Young;Marshall Mathers Iii;Dawaun Parker It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right But it's alright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home I'm that guy, man, shove a dime up in my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals Slut poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud puddles While I stomp mud holes in your ass, girl, now let's cuddle Blood curdling, you're gurgling in on your blood waddle I do for my next trick, I'm feeling wonderful I think I might just do something a little less subtle Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador Of the Valentine Day massacre slash assassin I slash her in the ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her In my Spider Man mask, man, just imagine The fun I can have with a strap on Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass And make the bitch run a triathlon Are those pistachios? Damn I'd like to have some Laying on the patio, man rolling a fat one Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on Goddamn man, are you that much of an asshole It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right But it's alright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home I'm like Houdini, tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie Make this shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I'm tryna maneuver The hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gluteus Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio Now who do ya think is more fruitier? Weeny smothered in peanut butter pudding on the tube of your Eye shadow and that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it, mother I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a pleasin' art Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos. It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right But it's alright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home Shady, what are ya doin' chewin' on a human? Grab an aluminum bat, can't hide a clue in the back Boom and assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon You shouldn't ask, what is he doin' with that broom? You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and Make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin' Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for? Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk? 'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti, dike? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right But it's alright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance, the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home Fine, nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then, bitch Guys, you're always mean to me anyways All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are gon' make me, make me sad Bad, I'm gonna cry, I'm crying I'm gonna tell my mom Mom

TAB AND LYRICS COMMENTS:

There is no comments for the taking my ball lyrics sheet music yet. Please post one now!

© 2019 TabCrawler Online Guitar Tab and Music Lessons Archive