Lonely Island Jalapeno lyrics

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Jalapeno by Lonely Island Jalapeno lyrics Hello... brodies... welcome... thanks for comin, uh This would be the second annual Incredibad Jalarpeсo Eatoff Uh, we've got some fierce competitors today starting with myself, Samboni To my left is the infamous Broseph Stalin And wrapping things up will be J-to-the-Orgustavson So uh, without further ado, the Communist law will be laid down by Broseph Stalin Broseph, uh, the floor is yours Here I come There I go Broseph Stalin off that jalarpeсo Uh oh! It's gettin hot and spicy I eat 'em raw You take 'em breaded lightly Filled with cream cheese Sex symbol I eat all them jalapeсos for the hammersicle Alright, that was Broseph Stalin, rippin it up Next up you're gonna hear something from me, Samboni Hold on to your hats, cause I love jalarpeсos I'm a sucker for bong blows and college frat bros (yeah) Passed out hoes, bros, and jalapeсos Jalapeсos, hotter than pepperoncinis, you know Samboni eat 'em fast, the others be eatin slow (yeah) There was an old lady who lived in a shoe Had so many jalapeсos, didn't know what to do And she said: "It's gettin hot in herre, so eat jalapeсos" All my amigos eat jalapeсos, uh oh! (yeah) Okay, it's me, Samboni That was my verse, I thought it was pretty solid But, we got a real treat for ya Even though me and the other bros have been eatin a lotta jalars This last guy eats the most He goes by the name of J-to-the-Orgustavson, and he's gonna blow your mindballs Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me eat jalarpeсos til they're popping out my eyelids? You wanna eat the most and win the contest, just like I did? Well you can't, and if you someone told you could, well then they lied-ed Ninety percent of my life, I been lied to Like Broseph tryin to say he eats more jalapies than I do? And Samboni goes... Nothing, you idiots! His mouth is closed, full of jalarpeсos But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote: Women wave your pantyhose, eat your jalapenios Cause I'm J-to-the-Orgustavson, the real J-to-the-Orgustavson Okay, alright, no that was solid stuff Uh, I wanna thank everyone for comin out Uh, with the possible exception of J-to-the-Orgustavson, who we all despise But lookit, uh, there are no losers here today, only winners And by that of course I mean myself Uh, see you next year at the old Incredibad Jalarpeсo Eatoff-ah This is Samboni, sayin goodbye, yeah Samboni On the outro

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