The Drugs Song by Amateur Transplants
The Drugs Song lyrics
There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine
There's Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide & Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide, Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide & if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.
There's Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline, Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine, Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol & if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol.
There's Night Nurse & Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam, & Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam, Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin, & Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin
There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine, & Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim, Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine & Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.
There's Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine, Potassium & Calcium & ev'ry kind of Vitamin, & Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin, & Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.
You must remember all these drugs
The names of which you've learnt from me
Or fuck 'em all & get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.
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