The Annoying Hardcore Dude That Goes Too Far by Bradley Hathaway
The Annoying Hardcore Dude That Goes Too Far lyrics
I am hardcore.
I will windmill kick you in the face.
Everybody back up, make a circle, let�s destroy this
place.
The lights are low and I�m about to go off.
Here comes the break down, ka-ra-te chop!
Raise up your arms, make an X if you�re down.
Me and my crew, we own this stinkin� town.
Watch out for my fist, your face it will kiss on
purpose.
I�m tough and I�m ticked.
I don�t slow dance, I don�t salsa dance, forget the
tango.
I don�t slam dance you idiot, I dance hardcore.
On the floor, I�m the man you�ve never seen before.
When the drummer yells, �go!� it�s my time to blow.
And in between songs.
I yell at the band, cause I don�t care what they have
to say.
I�m not here to learn anything anyway.
I�m here to dance.
In the zone, in a trance.
I don�t smoke cigarettes, but if she�s willing I�ll
drop my pants.
Promiscuous I am, but I�m vegan, I don�t eat ham or any
of that stuff cause it�s bad for you, right?
Save the animals, forget the sweatshop scandals!
I do not shop at hot topic.
I am not Mall Core,
I am hardcore.
Madball, Hatebreed, Throwdown, Terror.
I own all their records on colored vinyl, limited
edition and hand numbered.
But you won�t see me asking for no autograph.
I ain�t lookin� like no fool.
I ain�t no pop culture tool.
If they ain�t screamin�, I ain�t listenin�.
If they ain�t got a blast beat, I ain�t tappin� my
feet.
I eat emo pansies for breakfast, and give their little
t-shirts to my little sister.
So cry about it you messenger bag, purse carrying
whatever.
I wear girl pants, but I�m homophobic.
Yet the way I�m always huggin� on my homeboys you sure
wouldn�t know it.
I�ve had my ears stretched an inch since back in �96.
Somebody told me hardcore was a place to share what you
believe, but I didn�t like what dude said, so I flipped
him off and told him to leave.
I�m mad at society because my parents won�t buy me a
new computer, even though I asked politely.
My playstation 2 is broken, but my Xbox works.
When that breaks though, something will hit the fan and
I�ll express myself with rage and anger, just like a
man.
Cause that�s how it�s done, right?
You get mad and start a fight, right? I think I may, I
think I might, take my insecurities out on that punk in
the pit tonight.
Cause really, I am just insecure.
More than that, I�m kinda scared and hurting inside.
And I don�t know how to deal with it.
I don�t know what being a man means.
I thought acting tough was the way to go.
But now that I think about it� I�m emo.
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