Da Yoopers Da Fish Fight Song lyrics

Da Fish Fight Song by Da Yoopers

Da Fish Fight Song lyrics

(FEMALE VOCAL) 
1. YOU SMELL JUST LIKE A CAN OF WORMS  
BAKING IN THE SUN 
THERE'S FISH GUTS HANGING FROM YOUR CHIN 
I SURE HOPE YOU HAD FUN 
YOU GOTTA STOP HANGING 'ROUND  
THAT WORTHLESS BUNCH OF GUYS 
CAUSE IF YOU DUMP A SHIFT AGAIN  
I'LL BLACKEN BOTH YOUR EYES 
2. IF YOU GO OUT FISHING  
AND FORGET TO DO YOUR CHORES 
I'M GONNA TAKE THE CHAIN SAW  
AND CUT UP THAT BOAT OF YOURS 
IF I CATCH YOU MAKING SPAWN BAGS  
FROM MY BRAND NEW PANTYHOSE 
I'LL TAKE THOSE SMELLY FISH EGGS  
AND RAM 'EM UP YOUR NOSE 

CHORUS: 
FISH FISH FISH  
THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO 
FISH FISH FISH  
WIT DAT LOUSY CREW 

(MALE VOCAL) 
NAG NAG NAG THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO 
NAG NAG NAG  
UNTIL YOUR FACE TURNS BLUE 

(FEMALE VOCAL) 
3. I THOUGHT YOU GAVE ME CHINESE FOOD  
IN THOSE TWO FOAM CUPS 
I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK  
WHEN I WARMED 'EM UP 
A HEAP OF SLIMY DEW WORMS  
WAS SQUIRMING ON MY PLATE 
YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I SAW THEM MOVE  
BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE 

4. I THREW OUT THOSE FISH EGGS  
IN THOSE GERBER BABY JARS 
BABY HUEY ATE SOME  
NOW HE BACKFIRES LIKE A CAR 
I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR TACKLE BOX  
AND BREAK YOUR FISHING POLES 
AND TAKE MY SUSHI KNIFE 
AND FILL YOUR WADERS FULL OF HOLES 

(REPEAT CHORUS) 

5. MY MOTHER TRIED TO WARN ME  
THIS TIME I'M GONNA LISTEN 
SHE TOLD ME I SHOULD LEAVE YOU  
THE NEXT TIME YOU GO FISHING 

(MALE VOCAL) 
I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU  
AND ALL THE FUN WE HAD 
BUT IF YOU WANNA SEE ME  
I'LL BE FISHING WITH YOUR DAD 

CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL) 
FISH FISH FISH  
THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO 
FISH FISH FISH  
WIT DAT LOUSY CREW 

(MALE VOCAL)  
I GOTTA GO GO GO 
STOP CAWING YOU OLD CROW 
NO NO NO 
LET ME GO, LET ME GO