Hurt Feelings by Flight Of The Conchords
Hurt Feelings lyrics
Some people say that rappers don�t have feelings
We have feelings
We have feelings
Some people say we�re not rappers
We�re rappers
That hurts our feelings
That hurts our feelings when you say we�re not rappers
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We�re vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories
Real experiences
Autobiographical raps
All true
Bring the rhymes
[Jermaine]
I make a meal for my friends
Try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious
Create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
You could�ve said something nice about my profiteroles
[Bret]
Here�s a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wet suit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried was to big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies size
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
I�m not going to wear a ladies wetsuit, I�m a man
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
Get me a small men�s wetsuit, please
[Jermaine]
It�s my birthday 2003
Waiting for a call from my family
....They forgot about me
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
[Bret]
I call my friends to say let�s go into town
But they�re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they�re all in town
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
They�re all lined up to see that movie, �Maid in Manhattan�
[Jermaine and Bret]
Have you ever been told that you�re ass is to big
Have you ever been asked if your hair was a wig
Have you ever been told you�re mediocre in bed
Have you ever been told you have a weird shaped head
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away
Once again, They forgot about J
Were you ever called homo �cause in school you took drama
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama
Tears of a rapper
Don�t want to make a rapper cry then watch what you say
I�m crying tears of a rapper
Pouring like the bullets of my AK
Goldplated tears of a rapper
These are the tears of a rapper now
These are diamond tears of a rapper
These are the bulletproof 24- carat gold tears of a rapper
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