If I Could Be A Nigger For A Day by Johnny Rebel
If I Could Be A Nigger For A Day lyrics
Hello, I'm Johnny Rebel For a long time we've listened
to these niggers, pitch a fit. About their hard times
and civil rights. Well, ain't that the pits? So I think
I'll take me on an imaginary trip and try to be a
nigger for a day.
If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now if one whole day a nigger I could be
The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Kweisi Mfume do my thinking for me
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I wouldn't go to work cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of
welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card and free child care
For all the illegitime kids that I've got scattered
everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I'd have plenty of time so I'd hang out with the
mob
And I'd consume a little dope, find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self employed and I wouldn't
even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
And when I'd need something I'd steal it so I wouldn't
have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me, you know that I'd
deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come to start a
riot
If I could be a nigger for a day
But I can't be a nigger and I don't really have to be
Cause coon, let me tell you, it's plain and simple to
see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don't wanna be a nigger for day
I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I'll struggle long and struggle hard but that's okay
Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day
No I'll never be a nigger for a day
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