Steel Panther Sexy Santa lyrics

Sexy Santa by Steel Panther

Sexy Santa lyrics

Ho ho ho! 
Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight 
He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great 
He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe 
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve! 
He delievers the sexy and he never fails 
The rest of the year he works at Chip and Dales! 

Sexy sexy santa 
He's got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs 
Sexy sexy santa 
He knows you've naughty cuz he's keepin' tabs! 

In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's 
They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse 
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer 
Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a! 
He's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff 
He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff! 

Sexy sexy santa 
He's kissin' girls under the camel toe 
Sexy sexy santa 
The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow 
Sexy sexy santa 
It's the UK USA Brazil and Japan 
Sexy sexy santa 
Makin' love to every Chirstmas-lovin' woman and man! 
Suck it! 

Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer 
To the Scrooges and the Grinches 
Here's your log- it's a chubby eleven inches! 

Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze 
Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews! 
He's got a calander but only one day has an 'X' 
That leaves 364 days for sex! 

Sexy sexy santa 
More cusion for the pushin' gonna [something] 
Sexy sexy santa 
He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow! 
Sexy sexy santa 
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap 
Sexy sexy santa 
Get 'em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?) 

Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?