Santa Hates Poor Kids by Your Favorite Martian
Santa Hates Poor Kids lyrics
I really hate it that my family�s poor!
I really wish I was a rich kid
�Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for
Christmas
Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance
Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski
How the hell did he get a pterodactyl?
Gets me!
I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin
�til Jane got a slave and Google stock options
And I don�t think you understand
How it feels to see another kid roll up in his Bentley
Power Wheels like
�Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it.�
He didn�t get you nothing
�Cause your mom�s an alcoholic.
He�s right I got some underwear used by my brother
I�m like Oliver Twist, �Please may I have another?�
I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice!
Man, f-ck you Santa!
We�re spending Christmas with the homeless!
Santa must hate the poor kids.
�Cause Santa only hangs with the rich (Come on)
Santa Hates Poor Kids
Santa Hates Poor Kids
And if you ain�t got money then he ain�t coming
Nothing under your tree tonight!
And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms
And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms
And a drunk step dad
Man, I hate it here!
And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer
We�re too poor for Christmas music
We A capella!
And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella with a
bunch of junk glued to it
This sh-t is useless!
And Ravi said Santa also hates you if you�re Jewish.
Santa must hate the poor kids.
�Cause Santa only hangs with the rich (sing it!)
(Come on)
Santa Hates Poor Kids
Santa Hates Poor Kids
And if you ain�t got money then he ain�t coming
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids
Ho, Ho, Ho!
F-ck you Santa! You fat motherf-cker!
How�d you get so big?
You been drinking butter?
Always acting jolly, I ain�t buying into that
And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your
lap?
I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt
Hey Fatty Clause!
Stop eating my cookies and milk!
Or I�m going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in
gym class.
And next year I�m leaving diet pills and Slim Fast
You see me while I�m sleeping
You creep me out
And while you watching me
Why you got to take your p*nis out?
So bring it Santa!
I�m not afraid to fight, b-tch!
I�ll whup you ass and take a sh-t on your nice list!
I want to take you out in the worst way
If you�re a saint? Why�d you steal Jesus� birthday?
So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don�t need you!
And tell the Tooth Fairy, she�s a cheap b-tch too!
Santa Hates Poor Kids (Come on)
Santa Hates Poor Kids
And if you ain�t got money then he ain�t coming
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids
"And God bless us everyone."
"Shut the hell up Tiny Tim! You�re not helping."
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