Bob Rivers By The Time I Get The Meat Axe lyrics

By The Time I Get The Meat Axe by Bob Rivers

By The Time I Get The Meat Axe lyrics

By the time I get the meat axe 
She'll be screaming 
Bloody murder 
She'll find the rope I left hanging 
From her door 
And she'll cringe 
When she hears that rusty door knob 
Creaking 
With frightening thoughts of blood and guts 
And gore 

By the time I reach the clippers 
She'll be dialing 
911 
The phone will be dead 
Before she makes the call 
And she'll faint 
When she sees my 
Blood-stained rubber dagger 
And my Freddie Krueger costume 
From the mall 
$12.99 
I was trick-or-treating 
That's all... 

(Good gracious, Madam, you've fallen and you can't get 
up. 
Let me take your arm, your leg...)