Hello My Name Is Arthur by Billy Simons
Hello My Name Is Arthur lyrics
Why hello, my name is Arthur I grew up on the street where you live
I�m the kid from all your classes with the greasy hair and glasses
The one nobody wanted to play with
And I never had to many friends
And I, I play first chair clarinet
All my memories from the playground always waiting for a beatdown
You really packed a lot in the punch
You know I always found it funny how you said it was for money
But you knew my mama packed all my lunch
And for years now
I�ve been planning my revenge
It�s time to tell you how
This is happening
I knew you�d be surprised
I can see it in your eyes
I, I�m sleeping with your wife
Well hello, my name is Arthur I�m a partner at the firm where she works
She has been my secretary from the very first day that she transferred
And she once told me that you just can�t communicate
And she�s not lying when she says she�s working late
And two weeks ago
You weren�t around then
I came over
We used your bed
I knew you�d be surprised
I can see it in your eyes
I, I�m sleeping with your wife
I worked so hard back then so you and your whole clan
Could copy all my homework and quickly turn it in
You taught me well back then �bout the proper ways to cheat
And now you know why all of your children they all look like me
I knew you�d be surprised
I can see it in your eyes
I, I�m sleeping with your wife
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