If I Had A Million Dollars (ver 2) by Barenaked Ladies
(Guitar CAPO 2nd Fret)
[INTRO]
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[VERSE]
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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
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And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you furniture fer your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
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And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile)
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And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your loooooove
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[CHORUS]
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If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard
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If I had a million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
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If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there
C(let ring) D(let ring)
somewhere
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And we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there would already be foods laid out for us, with little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!
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[VERSE]
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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
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And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yup. Like a llama, or an emu)
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And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all those crazy elephant bones)
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And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your loooooove
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[CHORUS]
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If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store
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If I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
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If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
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But we *would* eat Kraft Dinner...?
Of course we would. We'd just eat more!
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
That's right! All the fanciest k- Dijon Ketchup! Hmmm!
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[VERSE]
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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
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And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
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And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
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And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your loooooove
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[CHORUS]
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If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dolllll---larrrrr---rrs I'd be rich!
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