Woodbox Gang Family Night chords

Family Night by Woodbox Gang

Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood


Family Night

VERSE 1
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Well it was family night up at the Johnson place
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Where they sit around the table and talk about their day
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It�s said to be a common activity
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Among today�s tight knit families
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Mr. Johnson turned to his eldest son
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Curious to find out the work he�d done
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And he was proud to tell his old man
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About his work as a salesman
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Son let me give you some fatherly advice
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You gotta be careful around that anhydrous
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Well you�re bound to make more than a brain surgeon
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Selling crystal methamphetamines

CHORUS
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Well it�s family night everybody get together
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We�re a family by god birds of a feather
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It�s family night we�ll make a joyful noise
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Mommies and daddies girls and boys
 
VERSE 2
Mr. Johnson turned to his only daughter
She turned to her alleged father
Daughter how�s the sixth grade treating you
And tell me when is the baby due
Daddy it�ll be coming out this fall
I feed him good drugs and alcohol
Little Johnny won�t take me for a wife
�Cause he won�t drop out though I�m pro-life
 
VERSE 3 
Mr. Johnson turned to his other son
Who wears black clothes and plays with guns
He didn�t want to talk to his dad
Till Mr. Johnson lit the last joint he had
Dad all the kids make fun of me
�Cause I ain�t lost my virginity
Son let me tell you after dinner
Take twenty dollars over to the senior center

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Daddy where is mommy dearest
Is she not here �cause she doesn�t love us
No kids your momma�s out working hard
Selling lap dances at a frat boy bar