Misc Unsigned Bands Oaf And Dago - Cause You Got Big Boobs chords

Oaf And Dago - Cause You Got Big Boobs by Misc Unsigned Bands

Artist: Oaf and Dago
Song: Cause You Got Big Boobs 
Album: Live at Boobies U
Producer: Phil

For the intro just strum the chord once. Right after the intro just pick scratch and
count off into the beginning of the song.

(Intro)
Am
I once knew this girl 
C
She was flat chested 
G
Everytime she got pulled over 
          Em
She was arrested 
                         A   
But then one day she got implants 
                       D 
And she flirts her way out of tickets 
                 G
Heres to big boobs and driving over the speed limit

(Chorus)
                  E  A  D
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs 
G                  A
Guys will buy you drinks 
                  E  A  D
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
G               A
They'll buy you diamond rings 
                  E  A  D
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
G             A
You've got it maid
                  E  A  D
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
G                    A   Asus4
Well you can always get laid 
G            A Asus4
Even if your ugly (look at dolly parton)
G                      E   A  D
Guys will turn off the lig-hi-its 
G                A   Asus4 
And tit fuck you all night 

(Verse 1)
C#       B            A     E
I always love it when we go walking 
C#         B                   A          E
Cause I've somthing to look at when we're talking 
C#      B             A         E
Why the hell am I listening to you?
C#  B                   A       E
Oh yeah it's cause of your big boobs 

(Chorus)
 
(Bridge)
Dm7 Cx2

Dm7                     C
Isn't it nice to get anything you want 
Dm7                           C
When your boobs are like size 72 font 
Dm7                                  C
Guys will like you cause of your personality 
Dm7           C
OK I'm just joking 

(Verse 2) 
C#          B        A       E
You won't have any female friends 
C#      B            A  E
Cause they'll all be jealous 
C#      B             A  E
That's ok they're all bitches 
C#       B             A E
And if your boobs have itches 
C#             B                              A      E
You'll have plenty of guy friends who will scratch them

(Last Chorus A Little Different)
                  E  A  D
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs 
G                    A
Guys will buy you drinks 
                  E  A  D 
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
G                  A 
They'll buy you diamond rings 
                  E  A  D 
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
G              A
You've got it maid
                  E  A  D
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
G                    A  Asus4
Well you can always get laid 
G            A Asus4            Keep hitting Asus4
Even if your ugly (Unless your fat and have big boobs you still wont get laid. HAHAHA too fat people.)
G                      E   A  D
Guys will turn off the lig-hi-its 
G                 A   Asus4
And tit fuck you all night 

And then jizz in your fay-hey-ace

For last part just keep hitting Asus4 and then end the song.