Tim Minchin Song For Wossy Ukulele chords

Song For Wossy Ukulele by Tim Minchin

A                             
Wossy, in two weeks you�ll be gone

           E/A
This is my last opportunity to sing you a song

     G/A
So I wanna ask a favour before

                D         Dsus2-D*
You get on with your life

A
Jonathan, I wanna make love to you

E/A
Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you

G/A
Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you

G          G/A     D
Sweet love to your wife


             Dm
There�s just something about her 

That drives me insane

               A/C#
She�s got that cute sense of humour

And a brilliant brain

           Bm7
But if I�m totally honest

My feelings for Jane

    A
Are mostly sexual

            Dm
Don�t wanna put you and her

In an awkward position

      A/C#
But I know I�d regret it

If I didn�t ask the question

       Bm7
I have talked to my wife

And she gave me permission

   G/A                   A
We both have a celebrity shag concession

    G   G/A  D
And mine is Jane

G   G/A  D
Hers is Wayne Rooney

Em7
Although to be fair

        G/A
There�s not much chance of scoring there

D        A
Jane, in two weeks time

     G            
Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby

    D             
And surely you�re not gonna wanna be

G                    A   
Spending time with a bum

D                A
I know that in a month or three

           G
He�ll have weaselled his way back onto my TV

           D                   G
But in the meantime, would you consider me

      E
For a little fun?


The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern
(Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2)

Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me
Just one night, baby, you�ll be diggin� me
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you

What I wouldn�t give for just one night with you
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a
Couple of whips and an underwater camera
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you

Wossy, you can watch if that�d make you feel better
That�d make it even more unforgettable
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife

Stop me, won�t you Wossy, if this is getting weird?
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard
I�m just doing a song, like we agreed
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna
Make sweet love to your wife

Oooh

Dm
Jonathan I�ve always admired you

      A/C#
I was nervous about our interview

         Bm7
But your producers assured me

That all I had to do

       G/A                    D
Was be totally honest...with you 

Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!