Warp 11 Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek Ukulele chords

Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek Ukulele by Warp 11

Artist: Warp 11 (official webpage= http://www.warp11.com/ )
Song: Song for people who never watch Star Trek
Album: Boldly go down on me
Tabbed by Matthew Choat

This is a great band and neither their lyrics or guitar tabs are anywhere to be 
found on the internet. I will keep tabbing them, so if anyone finds this helpful 
please email me at [email protected] and let me know what you think. Enjoy! :)

Intro/Riff 1: C-F-G-F (x4)

Verse 1: (palm mute bar chords)

C                  F              G       F
There was this guy, his name was Jim
you can call him Kirk, whoah the ca-p-tain
He had a tan, and lots of women
every episode, he got to blow his lo-ad

Riff1 (x2)

C                  F              G       F
he worked with Spock, he was a rock
no emotion, nothing could rattle him
his blood was green, and Pavel could make him scream
and loose control, though that's illogical

Chorus 1: (Open chords strum once)
C                                 G
each week they'd all warp through space
               Am
fight an alien race
                     F        G
and the vulcan would pinch a neck
C                    G
if you want to learn more
                Am
go to the video store
                       F
or just listen to this song
               G                Riff1 (x4)      
for people who never watch Star Trek


Verse 2: (palm mute bar chords)

C                   F         G     F
then there was Bones, Dr. McCoy
worked with Nurse Chapel, and removed the Redshirt shrapnel
Chased some miniskirts, screaming damnit Kirk!
wait that wasn't him, he was screamin "damnit Jim!"

Chorus 2:
C                     G
each week on the Enterprise
                        Am
all the Redshirts would die
                     F      G
but no one noticed or got upset
C                 G
and the Next Generation
                     Am
we'll watch in syndication
                       F
or just listen to this song
               G                Riff 1 (x4)
for people who never watch Star Trek


Verse 3: (palm mute bar chords)

F         G       C                 Am        
In all 3 seasons, you know what they do
F           G     C                    Am
they boldly go, with the rest of the crew
F         G  C         Am
like Scotty, he was a Scott
F     G     C                 Am
and Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh
F     G    C    Am
and Uhura, and Sulu 
F           G
But let's face it, after Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
G
who gives a fuck
  N/C                 Riff1
about the rest of the crew
Riff1
the rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?)
Riff1
the rest of the crew

Riff1 to end.