Altered States by Mc Lars
[K.FLAY:]
In Indiana I watched a Hoosiers game
Saw Bobby Knight bringing the pain
The next week down in Tennessee
I built a life-sized model of a centipede
Kicking it in Kansas dope red pumps
Jayhawks shaking badonkadonks
In Nebraska, I husked corn all day
Got bitten by a shark Californ-I-A
[MC LARS:]
Had to let it go in New Mexico
Played a sold out show in Calexico
Had a trailer crash on tour in Minnesota
Got lucky in Kentucky with a chick in my Toyota
Got in my pajamas with a girl from Alabama
Then I lost my laptop in Louisiana
Saw Hannah in Montana, went to New Joisy
Got lost on the turnpike gross and oily
[K.FLAY:]
I was in Vermont, saw into the future now I'm
clairvoyant
Out to infinity and then beyond
Drank a tub of maple syrup, got sick and I called my
Mom
Popped a soda up in North Dakota
Then I hitched a ride down to Arizona
Business that's risky in Mississippi
Oregon filled with duck-billed hippies
[MC LARS:]
Do I really have to remind ya
About the bets we made in North and South Carolina?
If you can't ignore the Idaho snow
We'll move to Georgia where the peaches grow
In Massachusetts met Confucius
Said, "Where's your beverage? Are you juiceless?"
It's not that I'm insane
I'm just too West Coast for New Hampshire or Maine
[CHORUS:]
50 states, 64 bars
Presented by Ms. Flay and Lars
Check out the map (yeah we've been there)
[K.FLAY:]
I put the O in Ohio, Venus de Milo,
Kidnapped by the circus and they put me in a sideshow
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