Generation Gaming by Dan Bull
Monopoly
was not for me
chess made me stressed out
so the only way i could get down was with
pocket electronics and bleeps
ever since my gameboy made toys obsolete
I've been a well behaved boy
that played inside and stayed off the streets
yah, so i got my electric shocks
from tetris blocks and mario land
but there wasnt much room for much for mushrooms
i was the man, man
with the pad in my hand
hammerin' at it while eating my breakfast
bein' the best
that was the plan
beatin' the rest
and leavin' them breathless
please believe me
nobody could beat me at tetris
I fuckin rock
droppin' blocks like heads
im choppin' blocks
i was on some Next shit
and i still got a flame
for puzzle games
like HD hexic
but when the PC came
my gaming taste became eclectic
"this day's grim"
*its raining*
"it's raining"
"what wonderful weather for gaming"
"the sun's blazing"
*the sun's blazing*
"so lets stay in"
"it's wonderful weather for gaming"
I was the geeky one
i really wanted a PC CD-ROM
and got it
8-mega RAM
a CRT screen
she was some top kit
free moments we're devoted
to keystrokes
and the R-click
far more into dark forces then
even the star-wars kid
and civilization 2 is a brilliant game
that you really should play and i still do today
computer games improve your brain
its proven mate
so if you behave in stupid ways
then please refrain from blaming GTA
i really hate excuses
I may just shoot my teachers face
nah
im already embroiled
in getting these tesla coils
ready in my base
the russians are comin
with trucks full of gunmen
i need to be safe
but maybe the green beret
could lead the way
and see us through
at least til' we replace
the PC games
with PS2
"this day's grim"
*its raining*
"it's raining"
"what wonderful weather for gaming"
"the sun's blazing"
*the sun's blazing*
"so lets stay in"
"it's wonderful weather for gaming"
takin' control of
somebody elses consol
with no remorse
I was so debauched
my only thoughts
were total scores on tony hawk
or runnin' amuck
in smugglers run
smugglin' guns and drugs
for fun
and pullin' a gun on
any NPC i see or stumble upon
GTA3 made me inclined
to kill repeatedly
the spinal chills of silent hill
are still on my mind and
creepin' me the fuck out
look out pull out your sawn-off shotgun
cause theres a hot zombie nurse
that wants to hurt you
and cut off your oxygen
but as much as Asphyxiation
may be lots of fun
i've got a crush, a fixation
with playstation
im in love
so i said to the PS2
me and you need a breather
then in 3 clicks
I ordered an xbox 360 off ebay
"this day's grim"
*its raining*
"it's raining"
"what wonderful weather for gaming"
"the sun's blazing"
*the sun's blazing*
"so let's stay in"
"it's wonderful weather for gaming"
so we switched teams to the 360
glitch free
lots of slick features
HD, HDD, i dont misleads
Gears is my gear
but i gets my hits from hitman
the bioshock has mass effect
as i sink into oblivion
splinter cell's mint as well
and rainbow six takes no prisoners
its the business
and the cover system's fuckin' wicked
duckin' and chuckin' a frag
blind fire from behind
piles of rubble and zipping them up in a bag,
im lovin' the lack of health packs
puttin' a plaster on a fracture
or a shrapnel gash
what the hell is that
in the new genertation
of computer gamin'
you hold the left trigger half way down
or let the computer do the aiming
so what are you complainin' for
"The Forza score board's been reset"
Shut up and improve your gamer's score
before you get the dreaded red ring of death.
"this day's grim"
*its raining*
"it's raining"
"what wonderful weather for gaming"
"the sun's blazing"
*the sun's blazing*
"David's raiding"
"it's wonderful weather for gaming"
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