Toby Turner Dramatic Song (ver 3) chords

Dramatic Song (ver 3) by Toby Turner

This is the easiest way to play it. Standard Tuning. Capo on 5th Fret. Subscribe to TheBiggerHalfGaming for 
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Em
This song sounds dramatic
D
but I'm bad at writing words.
Am
If you don't speak English,
Bm                                 D
this probably sounds pretty good.

Em
You'd probably think I'm singing
D
bout some pretty serious stuff.
Am
But in reality, I'm singing 'bout
Bm                 D
the lack of stuff

Em
i'm singing 'bout. This part's intense.
D
And emotional.
Am
As long as
Bm                      D
you don't understand it.

Em
Your foreign grandma
D
would love this song.
Am
Please send it to her,
Bm                           D
and she'll probably tell her

Em
foreign friends about the song her
D
grandson or daughter sent her today.
Am
This song might hit the charts in her country
Bm                     D
if parts sounded like

Em                D
Cooooldplayyyyyyy
Am
If the chorus sounds like
Bm
Coldplllayyyy

Em
Then I put some
D
'Li Lines's in there.
Am
La la la la la,
Bm            (D)
la la la la la la la (Coldplay)

Em
Hopefully your foreign grandma
D
listens to this song everyday.
Am
And if she asks you to
Bm                                         D
translate the lyrics, here's what you say:

Em
"A perfect translation
D
does not exist.
Am
Well, at least,
Bm                   D
not in your language.

Em
But if you must know,
D
well, picture this:
Am
Fifty billion rainbows,
Bm                              D
and the sun is setting, and the

      Em
 moon is setting, also,
D
and you're there in a gazebo.
Am
And then God descends from heaven
Bm                                  D
and He gives you a million dollars.

Em
Take that feelinggggg,
D
and put it into a song.
Am
I could translaaaaaate word by word,
Bm                         D
but that'd take too long.

Em
And I've got stuff to do grandma.
D
I don't have time for this.
Am
You've gotta trust me grandma,
Bm                                     (D)x4
this freakin' song is brillian......t."