Crimirnal by Eminem
[Intro]
Alot of people ask me,
Stupid fucking questions,
alot of people think that,
what i say on record,
or what i talk abouton the record,
that i actually, do in real life,
or that i believe in it,
or if i say i wanna kill somebody that,
im actually gonna do it or that i believe in it
bull shit,
if you believe that,
then i'll kill you [Laughs]
ya know why?
cause im a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
youre goddamn right
im a CRIMINAL
yeah im a CRIMINAL
[Verse 1]
My words are like a dagger wit a jagged edge
that'll stab you in da head
whether youre a fag or les
or the homosex, hermpah, or a trans-a-vest,
pants or dress: hate fags: the answers yes
homophobic nah you just heterophobic
starin at my jeans wathcin my genitals boulgin
[ooh] thats my muthafuckin balls,
you betta let go of 'em,
they belong in my scrotum youll never get ahold of 'em [haha]
hey its me Resache,
WHOOPS somebody shot me,
and i was just checkin the mail,
get it checkin the male [tounge clicks]
how many record you expectin' to sell
after your 2nd LP sends you directly to jail
C'mon relax guys
i like gay men right ken
gimmie an amen [aaaaaamen]
please lod this boy needs jesus
heal this child; help us destroy these demons,
oh, and please send me a brand new car
and a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher Preacher 5th grade teacher
you cant reach me
my mom cant neither [nope]
you cant teach me a goddamn thing cause,
i watch T.V. and Comcast cable
and you aint able ta stop these thoughts
and you cant stop me from toppin these charts
and you cant stop me from droppin each March;
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards[duhhr]
and da think, its just lil' old me
Mr. dont give a fuck still wont leave
[Chorus x2]
I'ma
CRIMINAL
cause every time i write a rhyme
these people think its a crime
to tell em whats on my mind
I guess I'ma
CRIMINAL
I dont gotta say a word
I just flip em the bird
and keep goin'
I dont take shit from no one
I'ma
CRIMINAL
[Verse 2]
My mother did drugs: hard liqor, cigarettes and speed
the baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed
it was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
dont dare make fun of dat baby cause that baby was me I'ma
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