Barbecutioner by Frightmare
Barbecutioner lyrics
Donny Kohler likes to play with fire
Incenerates at a job he hates
Watches things and people burn
Earns his asshole bosses scorn
Just a henpecked mommas boy
Lives in a big creepy house
Finds his mother dead one night
Then he cracks and goes insane
Weeping,grieving,he hears voices whispering
Listens to loud disco,then smokes a cig
The voices tell him you can do whatever you want to
Shes evil,must be purified,youre free and we are here
now.
Inferno,inside his head he contructs his own furnace
room.
To incenerate his victims and be one with the dead.
Cruising the streets for a mark
He picks up a broad at the flower store
Cons her back into the house
She wakes up suspended and chained to the floor
Naked and screaming her please
He douses her body with gasoline
Flamethrower burns her alive
She chars to a cinder as he gazes on
Tormentore,he aches for more stupid bitch stuck on the
side of the road
Picks her up cuz she cant start her shitty 70s car
Later,he goes to the store
Kidnaps poor Linda the uppity whore
She meets the mother now rotten and green
Before being blackened and joining the family
Donny starts losing his shit
Screams at the corpse "You are all bitches!"
Dreams of an open beach grave
His zombified victims all pulling him into his doom
Now Donny goes to church
Lights a candle for his mom
Steals holy water cuz he thinks it puts the fire out
Priest feeds him bullshit
Says sorry to his rotten mom
Sprinkles holy water on her
Calls his fag friend Bob
He goes out,Buys a suit
Disco fashion purchased from a total gaywad
Meets his friend at the discotech
He gets hit on by a chick in a red dress
Donnys pissed,he wont dance
Every swinging dick is hitting his broad
She pulls him and flips his shit
Candle smacks her head and bursts into flames
He picks up two drunken chicks
Its party time back at Donnys house
Ties them up,all set to burn.
But the priest and Bob come to fuck it all up
The girls escape, but he fries the priest
Then he congregates with all of his new family
Now alive they come for him screaming murder
He envelopes them in flames
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