Bridgette by N.w.a
There once was this girl i knew named Bridgette
She asked me was my dick a grown man or a midget
Of course i had to show her all my balls ring ding a
ling
I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King
Nothing more said she grabbed it like a vice grip
And asked the DOC do you mind if i nibble this
No, i took her to the back of the studio
And, she ate up on the doc like a cheerio
I told the bitch yo please don't bite me
Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls
tightly
So i slapped the bitch for goin out like a sucker
My dick was in her mouth so she bit the mother fucker
To make her stop i pulled up on her extentions
And i left Jimmy standing at attention
The look on my eyes told the bitch she was a goner
Now i look back on the day I should have peed on her
-Chorus-
(Bridgette) Was a girl that i knew but
( Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho)
(Bridgette) was a girl that i screwed but,
(Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho)
So you know bridgette called me the next day
Just to apologize so i said ok
She claims she wants to make it up to the DOC
And you know i'm still out to get the pussy
Tried to be nice cuz i didn't wanna diss her
Passed Mickie Dees and went to the Sizzler
Ordered the food, she started rubbin my knee
Then i could tell that she wanted to fuck me
She said Lets skip dinner and i had a fit
At ten dollars a plate i said fuck that shit
Thats the whole reason our relationship was stormy
Why cuz Bridgette was too fuckin horny
She said please excuse me for a minute
To powder my nose i said ya i'm with it
She took a long time the food came and i'm chewin
Thinkin to myself what the fuck is she doin?
Went to look for her and I heard alot of screamin
Looked in a room and the waiters were teamin
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